How it works
These paintball team names come five at a press, from Drop Cloth Division to Walking Canvases. In all 113 the joke is the paint: coats, primer, hues and splatter, with no brand, field or professional team named.
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Woodsball or speedball
Woodsball is played in woods and natural terrain, and speedball on a field of inflatable bunkers. The menu has a set for each: Paint Among the Pines and Flag in the Ferns for one, Speedball Spectrum and Inflatable Bunker Brigade for the other.
Cool paintball team names from the gear
The sport calls its equipment a marker, a hopper and a pod: the hopper holds the paintball supply for the marker, and pods are containers that carry more. Marker Research, First Hopper Ever and Pod Luck use the words.
Questions and answers
What are the best paintball team names?
Drop Cloth Division, Undercoat Agents, Eggshell Finish, With Flying Colors and The Final Coat are five of 113. Best is a matter of taste, so draw five and let the team vote.
What are good paintball team names for a first game?
First-timers and birthday teams has 15: Rental Mask Rookies, Never Held a Marker, Primer Coat Rookies and Change of Clothes Painters among them.
What are funny paintball team names?
Walking Canvases, Human Easels, Paint Sponges, Modern Art by Accident and Out Before the Paint Dried are in the Funny names for first team out set.
Are the names about paint or about combat?
About paint. No name uses a gun, kill, sniper, blood or war word, and none names a brand of marker or paint, a field, a league or a professional team.