Funny Fantasy Hockey League Names

Clean names for a fantasy hockey league: rink puns, cheesy ones, and sets for keeper, office and old-friends leagues.

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  1. Monday Standup Standings
  2. Keep the Change League
  3. The Commissioner Owes Us Pizza
  4. Inherited This Team League
  5. The Basement Couch Conference

How it works

These funny fantasy hockey league names are for the league itself, not for a team in it: The Umbrella Organization, Apple Pickers Association, Crease and Thank You League. All 129 were made up for this page.

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The best fantasy hockey league names say who plays

Leagues of old friends has 24, such as Twenty Years of Bad Trades, Bylaws on a Napkin League and The Annual Excuse to Call League. Rink and puck puns has 27 that fit any league: The Grand Deke Society, Offside by a Skate League, Enforcers of the Bylaws.

The rink words behind the puns

An apple is slang for an assist, so Apple Pickers Association is a league of playmakers. The umbrella is a power-play formation of five attackers spread round the net. A deke fools an opponent into a wrong move, and a quick whistle stops play when an official loses sight of a puck that is still loose.

  • Naming a real rink league? Rink and puck puns doubles as a hockey league name generator: its names are about the rink, not the roster.

Questions and answers

What are good fantasy hockey league names?

A good fantasy hockey league name fits every manager in it; a great one still reads well on the trophy. Try Twelve Friends and a Trophy, The Perpetual Trophy League, Same Twelve Managers Forever or The Commissioner Owes Us Pizza.

What is a cheesy fantasy hockey league name?

Cheesy on purpose has 27 groaners: Icy What You Did There League, Freeze the Day League, Rink or Swim League, The Hockey Pokey League and Goal With the Flow League.

What are creative fantasy hockey league names for a keeper league?

A keeper or dynasty league carries its rosters from one season into the next. Keeper and dynasty leagues has 27 names for one, such as Earn Your Keep League, Heirs to the Crease, Keep Four, Regret Three and The Ten-Season Shift.

Which fantasy hockey league names suit an office league?

Every name on the page is clean. Office and family leagues has 24 built on work and home: The Safe for Work League, Ice Time, Not Overtime League, Monday Standup Standings, Grandpa Is the Commissioner and The Refrigerator Standings.

All 129 names

Rink and puck puns 27

  • An Apple a Game League
  • Apple Pickers Association
  • Coincidental Penalties Club
  • Dekes and Deals League
  • Dump and Chase Society
  • Enforcers of the Bylaws
  • Forecheck Yourself League
  • The Gloves Stay On League
  • The Grand Deke Society
  • Howitzers and Handshakes League
  • The Linesmen's Lounge
  • The Misconduct Appeals Panel
  • The Netminders' Network
  • Offside by a Skate League
  • Pests and Playmakers League
  • Pond Rules Apply League
  • The Quick Whistle Commission
  • Saucer Pass Social
  • Scoring Chance Encounters League
  • The Shootout Skeptics Caucus
  • The Slapshot Senate
  • Snipers and Grinders Union
  • Stickhandlers Anonymous
  • Two Referees and a Linesman
  • The Umbrella Organization
  • The Waved-Off Icing Committee
  • Wraparound the Clock League

Cheesy on purpose 27

  • Beginner's Puck League
  • Check Mates League
  • Chilly Reception League
  • Crease and Thank You League
  • Elbow Crease League
  • Faceoff the Music League
  • Freeze the Day League
  • Goal With the Flow League
  • The Hockey Pokey League
  • Ice Save, Everyone League
  • Ice Try League
  • Icy What You Did There League
  • Let That Rink In League
  • No Such Puck League
  • Not the Sharpest Skates League
  • Pot Puck Supper League
  • Pressing Our Puck League
  • Rink Before You Trade League
  • Rink or Swim League
  • Rink Positive League
  • The Rink Tank
  • Skate and Switch League
  • Skate Your Case League
  • Slippery Slope Circuit
  • Touch and Goal League
  • Wing and a Prayer League
  • Wishful Rinking League

Keeper and dynasty leagues 27

  • The Carryover Cup
  • Changing of the Guard League
  • Decade of Dekes League
  • Draft Lottery Daydreamers
  • Dynasty in Overtime
  • Dynasty on Ice
  • Earn Your Keep League
  • Farm System Federation
  • The Forever Roster League
  • Generations on Ice
  • Heirs to the Crease
  • Inherited This Team League
  • Keep Four, Regret Three
  • Keep the Change League
  • The Lifetime Contract League
  • Long Memories League
  • The Long Rebuild Lodge
  • No-Move Clause Club
  • Patience on Ice League
  • The Perennial Rebuild League
  • The Perpetual Trophy League
  • The Prospect Pipeline
  • Prospects and Regrets League
  • Rookie Draft Republic
  • Salary Retained League
  • Same Twelve Managers Forever
  • The Ten-Season Shift

Office and family leagues 24

  • Bring Your Kid to the Draft League
  • Commissioner Reports to Accounting
  • The Cubicle Cup
  • The Family Faceoff
  • Grandpa Is the Commissioner
  • Homework First, Hockey Second
  • Ice Time, Not Overtime League
  • Interdepartmental Ice League
  • Loser Refills the Coffee League
  • The Mailroom Majors
  • Mittens on the Radiator League
  • Monday Standup Standings
  • No Trash Talk Before Nine League
  • Payroll Versus Sales League
  • Potluck and Puck Talk League
  • The Refrigerator Standings
  • The Reunion Rink League
  • The Safe for Work League
  • The Shorthanded Department
  • Siblings Settle It League
  • Skates by the Back Door League
  • Synergy on Ice League
  • Thermos and Blanket League
  • Uncles Overpay for Goalies

Leagues of old friends 24

  • The Annual Argument League
  • The Annual Excuse to Call League
  • Back in Our Day League
  • The Basement Couch Conference
  • Bylaws on a Napkin League
  • The Commissioner Owes Us Pizza
  • Friends of the Faceoff
  • Friendship Tested Annually
  • Garage League Originals
  • Graduated and Still Arguing League
  • Hallway Hockey Alumni
  • Hometown Holdouts League
  • The Muted Thread League
  • Old Bench Buddies League
  • The Old Dorm Hockey League
  • Old Linemates League
  • The Old Neighborhood League
  • Same Friends, Slower Skates
  • Still Not Over That Trade League
  • Twelve Friends and a Trophy
  • Twenty Years of Bad Trades
  • Used to Be Fast League
  • We Should Hang Out More League
  • We Used to Skate League