Team Names for Old Timers

Five old-timer team names a press: over-30 to over-50 leagues, senior tennis, old-guy soccer and softball, knee jokes.

All 123
  1. Courtside Grandparents
  2. Old Timers' Night Out
  3. Older Than Our Opponents' Parents
  4. Pulled Something Again
  5. Double Nickel Doubles

How it works

These team names for old timers come five at a press, from Oldies but Goalies to Old Man Strength. Every joke among the 123 is one a team makes about itself: knees, backs, bedtime and pace.

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Old man soccer, softball and basketball team names

Soccer, softball and court teams has 29 names. Old man soccer team names: Oldies but Goalies, Positionally Sound, Over-Forty Offside Trap. Old men softball team names: Courtesy Runners Wanted, Old Men at the Bat. Old man basketball team names: Pick and Stroll, Walk It Up the Court, Use the Backboard Club.

Over 50 team names

Over 30, 40 and 50 leagues has 26, from Twenty-Nine Again and Forty and Sporty to Fifty Is the New Faster and Over Fifty and Overjoyed. Kind jokes on knees and backs has The Lumbar Yard and Hamstring Quartet.

Questions and answers

What are senior tennis team names for a 55 and over league?

Fifty-Five Love, Double Nickel Doubles and Fifty-Five and Overheads are the 55 and older tennis team names in Senior tennis and pickleball, which has 21 names, with Lobs of Experience and Third Set Nappers.

What are funny tennis team names for old guys?

Gents of a Certain Backhand, Elder Statesmen of the Baseline, Vintage Rackets and Warm-Up Takes a Set. Grand Slammas and Baseline Grandmas are funny senior tennis team names for a women's team.

What are funny team names for old guys in any sport?

Still got it names has 24 with no sport in them, such as Old Man Strength, Age Is Just a Jersey Number, Running on Fossil Fuel and Cleats Not Hung Up Yet.

What are over 50 womens volleyball team names?

Fabulous at Fifty Setters, Matriarchs of the Net, Spiking Grandmas, Nanas at the Net, Side Out Seniors and No More Pancake Digs are in Soccer, softball and court teams.

All 123 names

Over 30, 40 and 50 leagues 26

  • Aged Like Fine Cheddar
  • Elder Millennial Athletic Club
  • Factory Warranty Expired
  • Fifty Is the New Faster
  • Formerly Fast
  • Forty and Sporty
  • Forty-Fied and Ready
  • Four Decade Crusade
  • High Mileage Models
  • Late Registration, Early Bedtime
  • Masters Bracket Regulars
  • Midlife Crisis Management
  • Mostly Original Parts
  • Old Timers on the Clock
  • Old Timers' Night Out
  • Over Fifty and Overjoyed
  • The Roaring Forties
  • Second Gear Is Plenty
  • Senior Rates Apply
  • Sitter Leaves at Ten
  • Slower but Smarter
  • Thirty Plus Hustle
  • Twenty-Nine Again
  • Unlimited Substitutions
  • Used to Be the Kids
  • Weeknight Old Timers

Senior tennis and pickleball 21

  • Advantage Experience
  • Baseline Grandmas
  • Courtside Grandparents
  • Double Nickel Doubles
  • Doubles Only, Thanks
  • Elder Statesmen of the Baseline
  • Fifty-Five and Overheads
  • Fifty-Five Love
  • Gents of a Certain Backhand
  • Grand Slammas
  • Kitchen Elders
  • Let Cord Legends
  • Lobs of Experience
  • Moon Ball Masters
  • Retired and Rallying
  • Seniors With Topspin
  • Shade Side Seniors
  • Tennis Then Lunch
  • Third Set Nappers
  • Vintage Rackets
  • Warm-Up Takes a Set

Soccer, softball and court teams 29

  • Aluminum Bat Elders
  • Courtesy Runners Wanted
  • Dugout Elders
  • Fabulous at Fifty Setters
  • Fundamentals Only
  • Grandpas in the Gap
  • Let the Ball Do the Running
  • Matriarchs of the Net
  • Nanas at the Net
  • No More Pancake Digs
  • Offside by a Decade
  • Old Gloves, Older Arms
  • Old Man Basketball Mornings
  • Old Man Hustle
  • Old Men at the Bat
  • Oldies but Goalies
  • Over-Forty Offside Trap
  • Pick and Stroll
  • Positionally Sound
  • Post-Up Grandpas
  • Shallow Outfield Society
  • Short Shorts Alumni
  • Shorter Halves Please
  • Side Out Seniors
  • Spiking Grandmas
  • Sweeper Emeritus
  • Throw-In Specialists
  • Use the Backboard Club
  • Walk It Up the Court

Kind jokes on knees and backs 23

  • Back Brace for Impact
  • Compression Sleeve Collective
  • Creak of the Week
  • Creaky Cleats
  • Epsom Salt Society
  • Getting Up Is the Hard Part
  • Got Your Back, Mind Mine
  • Hamstring Quartet
  • Limping Into Monday
  • Liniment League
  • The Lumbar Yard
  • My Back Says No
  • Oof and Ouch
  • Popping Knees Percussion
  • Pulled Something Again
  • Rusty but Trusty
  • Sounds We Make Standing Up
  • Squeaky Hinges Athletic Club
  • Stairs Tomorrow, No Thanks
  • Three Good Knees Between Us
  • Tight Hamstrings, Loose Defense
  • We Will Feel This Tomorrow
  • Weak Knees, Strong Opinions

Still got it names 24

  • Age Is Just a Jersey Number
  • Antiques in Motion
  • Been Here Since Tryouts
  • Cleats Not Hung Up Yet
  • Crafty Veterans
  • Dusted Off and Dangerous
  • Encore Athletes
  • Former Phenoms
  • Legends in Our Own Lunch Hour
  • Lifetime Achievement Squad
  • Museum Pieces on Loan
  • Old Man Strength
  • Old Pros, New Excuses
  • Older Than Our Opponents' Parents
  • Out of Retirement, Into Trouble
  • Outlasted Our Coaches
  • Running on Fossil Fuel
  • Something Left in the Tank
  • Still Calling Next
  • Still Lacing Up
  • Still on the Roster
  • Unretired Again
  • Vintage, Not Expired
  • You Lost to Your Elders