Shuffleboard Team Names

Five shuffleboard team names a press: puns, court and cruise deck teams, table shuffleboard teams and funny names.

  1. Tang Gang
  2. Deck Seven Discs
  3. Fist Bump Pucks
  4. Blackboard Scorekeepers
  5. Had the Hammer, Still Lost

How it works

These shuffleboard team names come five at a press, from Biscuit Brigade to Kitchen Regulars. All 109 are built on discs, cues, pucks, wax and the kitchen, and none is about drinking.

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Four sets in the menu

Shuffleboard puns is the first set. Court, deck and cruise is for the game played with cues, on land or at sea. Table shuffleboard is for the long table and its pucks. The last set has 24 funny shuffleboard team names for a team that lives in the kitchen.

What the jokes mean

On a court the disc is also called a biscuit and the cue a tang. The kitchen is the 10-off area behind the scoring triangle, and the hammer is the last shot of a frame. On a table, a hanger is a puck that hangs over the far edge.

Questions and answers

What are good shuffleboard team names?

Biscuit Brigade, Hammer Holders, Tang Dynasty, Shuffle Kerfuffle and Risk It for the Biscuit are in the puns set, which has 32 names.

What is a good name for a table shuffleboard team?

Hanger Management, Puck Luck, Cornmeal Dusters, Cheese Board and Four Point Hangers are in the Table shuffleboard set. The powder on a table is nicknamed wax, sand or cheese.

What is a good name for a cruise shuffleboard team?

Starboard Shufflers, Bon Voyage Biscuits, Gangway Gliders and Shore Leave Shufflers are in the Court, deck and cruise set, with names for a club court on land.

What is the kitchen in shuffleboard?

The kitchen is another name for the 10-off area at the back of a court. Kitchen Regulars, Lives in the Kitchen and Kitchen Again, Chef are named for the discs that stop there.

All 109 names

Shuffleboard puns 32

  • Bermuda Triangle
  • Biscuit Brigade
  • Biscuit Tin
  • Biscuits and Gravy
  • Bring the Hammer Down
  • Buttered Biscuits
  • Cue and A
  • Cue Cards
  • Drop the Hammer
  • Everything but the Kitchen
  • Frame by Frame
  • Glide and Seek
  • Hammer and Tang
  • Hammer Holders
  • Hammer It Home
  • Kitchen Cabinet
  • Kitchen Patrol
  • Push Overs
  • Right on Cue
  • Risk It for the Biscuit
  • Shuffle Hustle
  • Shuffle Kerfuffle
  • Sliding Scale
  • Soft Shoe Shuffle
  • Take Our Cue
  • Takes the Biscuit
  • Tang Dynasty
  • Tang Gang
  • Tangs for the Memories
  • Ten Off Topic
  • Test Kitchen
  • Too Many Cooks in the Kitchen

Court, deck and cruise 27

  • Baseline Regulars
  • Black Disc Society
  • Blackboard Scorekeepers
  • Bon Voyage Biscuits
  • Chalk the Scoreboard
  • Clubhouse Cue Crew
  • Cruise Director's Cues
  • Deck Seven Discs
  • Driveway Court Champions
  • Eight Zone Dwellers
  • Four Yellow, Four Black
  • Gangway Gliders
  • Green Court Guild
  • Painted Triangle Pros
  • Patio Court Pushers
  • Port Side Pushers
  • Roll-Out Court Crew
  • Ship's Deck Shufflers
  • Shore Leave Shufflers
  • Snowbird Shufflers
  • Starboard Shufflers
  • Sun Deck Disc Sliders
  • Team Yellow Disc
  • Tip of the Triangle
  • Triangle Tip Toppers
  • Tuesday Doubles Discs
  • Winter Resident Shufflers

Table shuffleboard 26

  • Alley Avoiders
  • Alley Pucks
  • Bankboard Bandits
  • Big Cheese
  • Cheap Knock Offs
  • Cheese Board
  • Cliff Hangers
  • Close to the Edge
  • Coat Hangers
  • Cornmeal Dusters
  • Counter Weights
  • Fist Bump Pucks
  • Foul Line Finishers
  • Four Point Hangers
  • Gutter Pucks
  • Hanger Management
  • Hangers On
  • Light Weights
  • Out of the Gutter
  • Paper Weights
  • Puck Bumpers
  • Puck Luck
  • Puck Slingers
  • Sandy Table Society
  • Shove Ha'penny Historians
  • Speed Bumps

Funny 24

  • Alley Visitors
  • Almost a Hanger
  • Below Zero Biscuits
  • Biscuit Went Overboard
  • Blocked Our Own Triangle
  • Bumped Our Own Puck
  • Burnt Biscuits
  • Cue Dropped Overboard
  • Forgot Which End of the Court
  • Had the Hammer, Still Lost
  • Hanger Hopefuls
  • Is It My Turn to Shove?
  • Kitchen Again, Chef
  • Kitchen Regulars
  • Knocked Our Own Disc Out
  • Lives in the Kitchen
  • Lost Count at Seventy-Five
  • Never Reached the Dead Line
  • Puck in the Gutter Again
  • Scoreboard Says Otherwise
  • Shuffled Off Course
  • Triangle? I Hit the Baseline
  • Wasted the Hammer
  • Wrong Color Disc
How this list was compiled

A list of 109 shuffleboard team names written by Wheel of Teams on 2026-10-02 and filed in four groups. Every name is built on a disc, a cue, the kitchen, the hammer, a puck, the wax or the board; none was taken from a club, a league, a table maker, a ship or a person, none is about drinking, and any match with a real team is a coincidence. The terms were looked up on 2026-10-02 in Wikipedia's Shuffleboard and Table shuffleboard articles (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shuffleboard and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Table_shuffleboard), text under CC BY-SA 4.0. The list was compared the same day with every other list on this site: no name is repeated. Nothing was checked against a register of teams or trademarks. Licence: own work