How it works
The funniest rugby team names we could write come five at a press, from Ruck and Roll to Tryceratops. All 118 are clean, built on the scrum, ruck, lineout or try, and none is a real club or national side.
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Rugby sevens team names
Sevens, tens and touch teams has 19. For 7s there are Fourteen Minutes of Fame, a sevens match being two halves of seven minutes, and Three Person Scrum, because a sevens scrum has three players from each team.
Rugby team name generator: five sets
Press for five names or pick a set from the menu: Rugby puns, Sevens, tens and touch teams, Women's and girls' sides, Minis and juniors, Vets and touring sides.
Questions and answers
What's a good name for a rugby team?
Ruck and Roll, Knock-On Effect, Prop Quiz, Scrumptious and Sidestep the Issue are in the Rugby puns set, which has 45. Each is built on a rugby word a team already uses.
What are funny rugby team names?
Tryceratops, Maul Walkers, Lineout Dancers, Sold a Dummy and Crooked Feed are puns. Uncontested Scrums Please and Creaking at the Breakdown are in the Vets and touring sides set.
What are funny touch rugby team names?
Lost Our Touch, Touch Typists, Finishing Touch and Touch of Class are in the Sevens, tens and touch teams set.
What are the best tag rugby team names?
Phone Tag, Hash Tags and Non-Contact Details are in the Sevens, tens and touch teams set, and Tag Belt Tots is in Minis and juniors. Tag rugby is a non-contact game.