How it works
These funny curling team names come five at a press, from House Guests to Hogged It Again. All 135 are built on the stones, the brooms and the calls from the ice, and none is built on a skip's surname.
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Five sets in the menu
Curling puns opens the page. The funny set is for a rink that misses the broom, and League night rinks is for a weekly draw. Mixed doubles and stick curling has names for two. The last set names an event, not a team.
What the jokes mean
The house is the set of rings where points are scored and the button is its center. The hammer is the last rock of an end. A hogged rock stops short of the far hog line and comes off the ice, and a biter barely touches the outer ring.
Questions and answers
What are the best curling team names?
Sweep Dreams, Leave No Stone Unswept, Broom Mates and Biter Sweet are in the puns set. A league rink might take Hog Line Regulars or Lead by Example.
What is a funny name for a curling team that loses?
Missed the Broom, We Thought It Would Curl, Blame the Pebble and Handshake by the Sixth End are in the funny set.
What is a good curling tournament name?
A curling tournament is called a bonspiel, and one played for fun a funspiel. The last set has 28 event names, among them Open House Bonspiel, Ice Out Bonspiel and Pajama Spiel.
How are curling teams named?
In competition a team is usually named after its skip, while league players name theirs freely. A list of surnames would name real teams, so every name here is made up, and none was taken from a club, a championship or a curler.