Legal Fantasy Football Team Names

Five legal fantasy football team names a press: courtroom puns, law school, firm leagues, fine print and appeals.

  1. Externship Encroachment
  2. Holding in Contempt
  3. Time Is of the Essence Drill
  4. Witness Protection Pocket
  5. Motion to Punt

How it works

These legal fantasy football team names put a courtroom word next to a football one, from Holding in Contempt to Motion to Punt. All 112 are jokes on legal words; none says what the law is.

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Law school fantasy football team names

The Law school set has 33: Socratic Method Offense, Torts and Touchdowns, Adverse Possession Offense and Footnote Fumbles. They lean on outlines, seminars and exam weeks, and no school or exam is named.

Lawyer fantasy football team names for a firm league

Law firm leagues has 17, such as Associates on the Clock, Redline Rushers and Lateral Hire Laterals. Contracts and fine print has 19 about league rules and trades: Breach of Contract Year, No-Trade Clause Enforcers, Notwithstanding the Standings.

Questions and answers

What are funny courtroom names for a fantasy football team?

Holding in Contempt, Illegal Motion Practice, Overruled on Review and Sustained Drives are in the Courtroom puns set of 22. Several lean on a word football and the courtroom share: holding, motion, review.

What is a good name for a law league team in last place?

Appeal Denied Again, Motion for a New Season, Nolo Contenders, Settled Out of Contention and Cruel and Unusual Punting are in the Last place and appeals set.

Do the names give legal information?

No. They are jokes on words such as motion, holding, bench and appeal. No case, court, judge, firm or school is named, and nothing on the page is legal advice.