Royalty Team Names

Five royalty team names a press: crowns and castles, kings, queens and the court, court puns and funny names.

  1. Lob Lords
  2. Crowned by Ourselves
  3. Tinfoil Tiara Team
  4. His Royal Slowness
  5. Countesses Who Count

How it works

These royalty team names come five at a press, from Crown and Scepter Society to Majestically Mediocre. All 101 are team names for royalty of no real kingdom: no royal house and no monarch is named.

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Four sets in the menu

Crowns, thrones and castles is the first set in the menu: Gilded Throne Guild, Portcullis Lifters, Moat and Drawbridge Club. Kings, queens and the court has Jesters in Waiting, Heralds With Trumpets and Duchesses of Defense.

Court puns for court sports

Volleyball, basketball and tennis are all played on a court, so this set of 24 plays on the word: Courtside Coronation, Free Throne Line, Serf and Volley, Lob Lords and Kingdom of the Paint.

Questions and answers

What are good royal team names?

Royal Crest Bearers, Castle Gatehouse Guards, Royal Guard on Parade and Sovereign Squad are four. The first set has 24 names built on crowns, thrones and castles.

What are funny royalty team names?

Peasants in Crowns, Abdicated at Halftime, Kingdom of Two Wins and Knighted by Mistake are in Funny names for no kingdom, which has 27.

What are royal names for a volleyball or tennis team?

Queens of the Baseline, Crown the Server, Dynasty at the Net and Reign or Shine are in Court puns for court sports.

Is a real royal family on the list?

No. No real royal house or monarch is named. Ranks such as duke, baron and count are in the names, but no real person's title is. No name is just Kings, Royals, Monarchs or Knights.

All 101 names

Crowns, thrones and castles 24

  • Battlement Walkers
  • Castle Courtyard Champions
  • Castle Gatehouse Guards
  • Castle Turret Trumpeters
  • Coronation Robe Carriers
  • Crown and Scepter Society
  • Crown Fits Perfectly
  • Crown Polishers Union
  • Drawbridge Operators Local
  • Ermine Trim Tailors
  • Gilded Throne Guild
  • Golden Scepter Sprinters
  • Kingdom Mapmakers
  • Moat and Drawbridge Club
  • Palace Balcony Wavers
  • Palace Garden Strollers
  • Palace Staircase Sprinters
  • Portcullis Lifters
  • Realm Defenders
  • Regal Purple Procession
  • Royal Carriage Riders
  • Royal Crest Bearers
  • Royal Standard Raisers
  • Scepter and Orb Outfit

Kings, queens and the court 26

  • Countesses Who Count
  • Court Minstrels
  • Court Scribes Society
  • Duchesses of Defense
  • Dukes of Hustle
  • Emperors of Endurance
  • Empresses of Effort
  • Heralds With Trumpets
  • Jester Hat Jinglers
  • Jesters in Waiting
  • Kings in Kneepads
  • Kings of the Late Comeback
  • Lords and Ladies in Waiting
  • Pages and Squires
  • Princes of Punctuality
  • Princesses of Persistence
  • Queens in Sneakers
  • Queens of the Quick Pass
  • Regents in Training
  • Royal Falconers
  • Royal Guard on Parade
  • Royal Heralds Announce
  • Royal Stewards United
  • Sovereign Squad
  • Troubadours of the Throne
  • Viscounts on Discount

Court puns for court sports 24

  • Baron of the Boards
  • Baseline Barons
  • Castle Court Crashers
  • Count on the Backhand
  • Courtly Manners Served
  • Courtside Coronation
  • Crosscourt Counts
  • Crown the Server
  • Deuce Dukes
  • Dynasty at the Net
  • Free Throne Line
  • Kingdom of the Paint
  • Lob Lords
  • Noble Effort Netters
  • Queens of the Baseline
  • Reign Makers
  • Reign or Shine
  • Right as Reign
  • Royal Racket Makers
  • Royal Rebounders
  • Serf and Volley
  • Service Fit for a Queen
  • Throne for a Loop
  • Top Spin Tiaras

Funny names for no kingdom 27

  • Abdicated at Halftime
  • Crown Too Tight
  • Crowned by Ourselves
  • Dethroned by Lunch
  • Fit for a King Size Nap
  • Heirs to Nothing
  • His Royal Slowness
  • Jesters Without Jokes
  • Kingdom for a Substitute
  • Kingdom of Two Wins
  • Kings of Nothing Much
  • Knighted by Mistake
  • Majestically Mediocre
  • Moat Needs Refilling
  • Monarchs of the Bench
  • Peasantly Surprised
  • Peasants in Crowns
  • Queens of Almost
  • Regally Late
  • Royal Flops
  • Royal We Lost
  • Royally Confused
  • Royalty on a Budget
  • Throne Away the Lead
  • Tiara Keeps Falling Off
  • Tinfoil Tiara Team
  • Your Highness Our Lowness
How this list was compiled

A list of 101 royalty team names written by Wheel of Teams on 2026-10-03 and filed in four groups: crowns, thrones and castles, kings, queens and the court, court puns for court sports, and funny names for no kingdom. The names are our own work. No real royal house or monarch is named; ranks such as duke, baron and count are in the names, but no real person's title is. None was taken from a film, a show or a brand, and no name is or ends in a nickname on this site's five league lists. Any match with a real team is a coincidence. Compared by script the same day with every other list on this site: no name is repeated. Nothing was checked against a trademark register. Licence: own work